Let's just assume you have watched it and are familiar with Alcide Herveaux, the tall, dark and handsome werewolf friend of Sookie, played by actor Joe Manganiello. If you're a chick, chances are you've wiped up your fair share of drool while watching this man. Scratch that, you probably have if you're a guy, too. Because even DUDES think this guy is hot, as evidenced by his role in What To Expect When You're Expecting.
|I'm pretty sure he's picturing Davis while he's hugging that pole.|
Before I get too far into this, I should really explain that I am not in celebrity-love with Joe Manganiello. I mean, good lord the man is hot, but he's not even on my list of Top Ten Famous People I'll Never Meet So I Can Joke About Cheating On My Husband With. Granted, he could probably crush my entire list with his giant calves alone, but don't worry Ben Stiller, I'll protect you.
Anyway, I started thinking about Joe today and about how he's so tall and hunky and an all-around beefcake and I realized- no man is really like that. Okay, yes- there are tall men out there. But like I mentioned before, they're either really weird creepers or Jack Skellington. And there are definitely hunky guys, we all know that. But they aren't 6'5" and built like a pro-wrestler. As for the beefcake, most guys do not look like this:
|Jesus, what was I talking about?? Oh yeah...|
So Joe is this manly package of awesomeness and I'm like, there's no way this man is real. He has to be a cyborg. I'm pretty sure he was made to be some rich lady's pet and then escaped into Hollywood. Or maybe he was built for manual labor by a gay man. Either way, stop drooling folks. Because otherwise you have a weird robot fetish and you probably need help.